Someone You Know is an AssFace
It was devised as an ultimate insult to people who are so egocentric they aren’t aware of the needs or feelings of other people. A person is an AssFace if:
- They get drunk and then decide a midnight surf would be awesome.
- They race their car through suburban streets.
- They think macaroni & cheese is a vegetable.
- They are influential media celebrities and ideological zealots.
- They are an elected representative with an IQ<70.
- They think smoking weed is the pinnacle of coolness.
- They piss all over the toilet seat at a party and don’t bother cleaning up.
- They were elected to work for their constituents but then acted corruptly.
- They exploit their position of authority at the expense of the people who put them there.
- They are in a position of trust and then betray that trust.
- They make a firm promise, knowing they’ll fail to keep it.
- They still have no clue what an AssFace is.
Horass & Alass are entrepreneurs and take all the credit for coming up with the idea of Yo’ AssFace. Of course, we all know that Yo’ is urban slang for “Your.”
Spanish: Cara de culo (ass face) refers to an unattractive person, especially when the person in question has a round face with protruding cheeks.
Alass, being the stylish lady that she is, is an Editor with a mass circulation magazine called “Global fasshion”
Horass is far more conservative and he works various assignments for a company called Compass Risk ASSessments, an actuarial firm. He usually wears his brown cardigan to work, it’s his favorite.
A selection of AssFace emojis could be the perfect way to let someone know they’re an AssFace.
I recall that I was inspired to explore my innate creativity and devise the AssFace characters by regularly experiencing or witnessing appallingly bad behavior, mostly by politicians and celebrities.
The project was great fun, and I still smile when I see them.
Author: Greg Twemlow, designer of the AssFace characters, all of which are my ©Copyright.
