Someone You Know is an AssFace

It was devised as an ultimate insult to people who are so egocentric they aren’t aware of the needs or feelings of other people. A person is an AssFace if:

1. They get drunk and then decide a midnight surf would be awesome.
2. They race their car through suburban streets.
3. They think macaroni & cheese is a vegetable.
4. They are influential media celebrities and ideological zealots.
5. They are an elected representative with an IQ<70.
6. They think smoking weed is…